gorillaprutt:

From the stream. I imagine Soldier having a daughter that he meets during his days off.

I can’t draw soldier, but meh.

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP meeting as kids at a summer camp and becoming best friends. At the end of the summer, they are sad because they think that they will never meet again. Imagine them as teenagers, going back as camp counselors and falling in love.

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP being called into their child’s school by a teacher/principal  because their child got in trouble for getting in a fight with another student.

juxtaimposition:

Goddammit! At least warn me first!

(Source: lickystickypickyshe)

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP walking around in Disney world with their two little ones, both [the OTP] wearing a Mickey Mouse hat. One child sitting on Person A’s shoulders while Person B holds the other one’s hand. And, at the end of the day, they’re all tired out. One home, they tuck the children into bed and kiss their heads, thus going to the couch to cuddle into sleep takes them.

smexy-medic:

Smexy Medic: Okay, soldat…
Smexy Medic: Vas comes beteen fear und sex?
Crazy Crab Joe: uhhh……..
Smexy Medic arches eyebrow
Crazy Crab Joe: ……dinner and a movie?
Smexy Medic: ….nein
Smexy Medic: Gib auf?
Crazy Crab Joe: uh, if that means what I think it does, then yes
Smexy Medic: …ja
Smexy Medic: et es
Smexy Medic: FUNF!
Crazy Crab Joe: huh, I would have thought that’d come DURING sex…
Smexy Medic snorts
Smexy Medic: Et es a Sigmund Freud joke
Crazy Crab Joe: that would be why I didn’t get it I guess…
Smexy Medic: en german, vier es the number four, funf es zhe number five, und sechs es zhe number six. Vier sounds like zhe english “fear” und sechs sounds like zhe english “sex”
Crazy Crab Joe: you don’t say
Smexy Medic: hehehe
Smexy Medic: you get a gold star foh trying zhough
Crazy Crab Joe: oh boy!
Smexy Medic sticks a leetle shiny gold star on your forehead with my thumb
Smexy Medic gold star reads in small words on it “You tried”
Crazy Crab Joe has a huge dopey smile on his face

THE END.

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karuamilk:

My sun and stars… 




karuamilk:

My sun and stars… 




karuamilk:

My sun and stars… 

karuamilk:

My sun and stars… 

theminttu:

jennittles:

crashboombanger:

art by Minttu

WOW CRASH„, 

OH MYG D

feels have cooled

i am calm once more

don’t whip me into a frenzy again

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