A Terrible Persons Tumblr

Unhealthy obsession with Team Fortress 2 and other shenanigans. Part time Cosplayer, part time 'art' crap, and part time bad porn maker.

Important tags: "food porn friday" - its a thing and you can't stop it
"tobias likes to complain" - most of my texts post are this
"whatever counts as ic around here" - rp stuff happens occationally
If you don't want to see anything related to those just go ahead and block them. It's not a full list, but if you want to know them just ask.

Also I run a tumblr for my DJ gig which you can check out down bellow

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN
ART TRADES OPEN
(whatever the fuck that means)

it's a complicated relationship

Tobias: well maybe i shoudn't be so insanely posessive
Tobias: becasue i'm looking at my tumblr crushes
Tobias: and while you both are at 4%
Tobias: masonmayormaynotbebeatingyou
Tobias: *cough*
[TB] Thunder: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[TB] Thunder: wat
Tobias: vell i zhink zhat ve can all just get along
Tobias: zhere was no need for me to send such a harsh lettah right?
[TB] Thunder: (⊙‿⊙✿)
Tobias: H-herr soldat, leibling?
Tobias: zhis means nozhing ^^;
[TB] Thunder: (◉‿◉✿)
Tobias jesus take the wheel
[TB] Thunder: I'm watching you, Doc
Tobias: Und i am vatching you U uU
[TB] Thunder finds the irony of the moment where we 'cheat' on each other with the same person

~~how my first rp really went~~

Welp i sure did draw a thing

We’ll call it Gift Art for Forkie (or whatever he’s calling calling himself) for ~~popping my RP Cherry~~ introducing me to the wonderful world of rping

~~yeah and thunder was there too i guess so you can come too.~~

in which tobi takes a derp and runs with it

Thunder: “OH DIS IS BAD” said heavy from under the bed :D … :D “doktor would you like some sandvich ( ・∀・)っ旦
Tobi: “…ja” And then medic ate the whole thing like a douche
Thunder: and then heavy cried long into the night (Tobi) while medic and soldier had sweet sweet love (Thunder) and spy watched disguised as a lamp and sent photos to BLU engineer who secretly had a thing for both of them
Tobi: But Tobi medic and Thunder soldier were okay with this. And the littlest engie was allowed on his feild trip to the land of soldic (Thunder) so he snuck in and stepped over the dumb RED engie and hopped on the bed, tying soldier down and romancing medic in front of him

Why tobias should never rp durring 8am math

Tobias: "F(X) = x^4-6x^3+8x^2+2x-1" Said medic sexaly
Thunder: "o bby" said soldier, "you make my x function and my exponent rise in power."
Tobias: "i haf a problem herr soldat, und i need you to solve it" medic looked up like the kawaii motherfucker that he is "i need you to find X, und trust me" he suductivly said "its alllll real"

The Boston Basher: you didnt have to make me nearly die smoking though tobi
The Boston Basher: i inhale while it was still in the fire rbqwhrvqwgrvqw
Tobias: SH;HHHHH
Tobias: PAP
The Boston Basher: D:
Tobias: i'M RYING TO RIGHT
Tobias: i'ST NOT WORKING
The Boston Basher: Why ever not? o3o
The Boston Basher: :3
Tobias: jusT
Tobias: SH
Tobias: PAP
The Boston Basher: what if the onceler was voiced by sophia vegera
Tobias: adsfa
Tobias: HOW TO KILL TOBIS PORN WRITING BONER 101
Tobias: GAWDDAMIT
The Boston Basher: lmao

tonight is just rp tastic

~~have some photos~~

Here are some reasons why I don’t draw hands in doodles

we get things done

Tobias: i-it's not like i want you to hug me or anything
Tobias: baka
[TB] Thunder corners
[TB] Thunder slowly leans in
[TB] Thunder stares into eyes
Tobias: O//A//O
Tobias: you stay avay from me
[TB] Thunder: Doc? Can I ask you soemthing?
Tobias: V-vhat is it
[TB] Thunder leans in close to ear
[TB] Thunder: Do you like anal? (´･ω･`)
Tobias: ;IFUCKING NEKW
Tobias: IT
Tobias shudders involunaraly
Tobias: Herr soldat?
[TB] Thunder: Yes doc? (´･ω･`)
Tobias grabs a fist full of his jacket
Tobias pulls them flush against each other
Tobias: Don't ever email me again
Tobias CRITSAW
[TB] Thunder: njbhgvjcfdx
[TB] Thunder CRITSAW TO THE HEART