giddytf2:

daskingu:

Then he twists his ankle because walking in heels is hard, has a tantrum,  and puts his dressing gown and slippers on like the big dork he is.

Yes, good. Yes.
giddytf2:

daskingu:

Then he twists his ankle because walking in heels is hard, has a tantrum,  and puts his dressing gown and slippers on like the big dork he is.

Yes, good. Yes.
giddytf2:

daskingu:

Then he twists his ankle because walking in heels is hard, has a tantrum,  and puts his dressing gown and slippers on like the big dork he is.

Yes, good. Yes.
giddytf2:

daskingu:

Then he twists his ankle because walking in heels is hard, has a tantrum,  and puts his dressing gown and slippers on like the big dork he is.

Yes, good. Yes.
giddytf2:

daskingu:

Then he twists his ankle because walking in heels is hard, has a tantrum,  and puts his dressing gown and slippers on like the big dork he is.

Yes, good. Yes.

giddytf2:

daskingu:

Then he twists his ankle because walking in heels is hard, has a tantrum,  and puts his dressing gown and slippers on like the big dork he is.

Yes, good. Yes.

someactorkid:

partyatsatans:

channybravo:

loveissuchalovelytorture:

copequinn:

theantitumblog:

O God The Pain

Oh my god no

I’ve been laughing for like five minutes straight

JFC NO

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAA

I instinctively grabbed my dick to comfort it

someactorkid:

partyatsatans:

channybravo:

loveissuchalovelytorture:

copequinn:

theantitumblog:

O God The Pain

Oh my god no

I’ve been laughing for like five minutes straight

JFC NO

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAA

I instinctively grabbed my dick to comfort it

(Source: xxxanimeweedlord420xxx)

"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad."

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via dorkvader)

obsessed with this

(via shoesofssskin)

(Source: internmarlee)

sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
but it turned out to be everything i wanted
sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
but it turned out to be everything i wanted
sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
but it turned out to be everything i wanted
sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
but it turned out to be everything i wanted
sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
but it turned out to be everything i wanted
sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
but it turned out to be everything i wanted
sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
but it turned out to be everything i wanted
sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
but it turned out to be everything i wanted
sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
but it turned out to be everything i wanted
sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
but it turned out to be everything i wanted

sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

but it turned out to be everything i wanted

(Source: viekastv)

mamitomoes:

my favorite hentai dub

(Source: satsukikiryuuins)

jathis:

tobiaswraithwall:

jathis:

tobiaswraithwall:

jathis:

tobiaswraithwall:

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medicest feelings intensify

RED was always the one to initiate it; pulling his BLU counterpart into his arms, pressing his back up against a wall and pinning him there. They would kiss deeply despite the raging battle around them and as RED allowed BLU to slowly sink down to his knees and put his mouth to proper use; both of their teams were forced to deal with fighting without them for a few rounds of combat; RED gagging BLU with paced thrusts.

fRICK

"Easy…easy…" RED smiled down at BLU, stroking the other’s head gently, watching as he bobbed up and down, sucking on his cock hungrily, looking up at him with dark eyes, drool slowly sliding down his chin as he moaned.

"You can cum afterwards…" RED promised, removing the other’s glasses and placing them in his pocket, not wishing to have them broken as he gripped both sides of his head, thrusting deep into his mouth as he felt himself reaching orgasm, making the other sputter and choke on his hot semen.

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"Do not cum yet."

BLU whimpered at RED’s command, trembling as he bit down on his knuckle, eyes shut tight in concentration, groaning as he feebly thrust his hips forward into the other’s hand. “Please…” he panted.

RED smiled, continuing to stroke BLU at a steady pace. “Not yet.”

"Ngh…please!"

"Who owns this cock?"

"Ah!"

"Who owns it?!"

"…You do…" BLU mumbled, blushing a furious shade of red, looking down at the gloved hand jerking him off.

"You may cum." RED smirked when BLU came shortly afterwards, allowing the other’s semen to land onto his hand. Gently he let go of his softening cock, holding up his hand to the other’s mouth. "Clean it," he commanded.

BLU obeyed without hesitation and RED smiled, watching as the other’s tongue ran over the red latex of his uniform. “Good boy…”

i went to sleep and it got even better

jathis:

tobiaswraithwall:

image

medicest feelings intensify

RED was always the one to initiate it; pulling his BLU counterpart into his arms, pressing his back up against a wall and pinning him there. They would kiss deeply despite the raging battle around them and as RED allowed BLU to slowly sink down to his knees and put his mouth to proper use; both of their teams were forced to deal with fighting without them for a few rounds of combat; RED gagging BLU with paced thrusts.

fRICK

sirbobjones:

I have a headcanon with these two dorks since the begining of the world =o=  (and I really wanted that medic starts to lose control of his facial expression in the last pic @_@)
sirbobjones:

I have a headcanon with these two dorks since the begining of the world =o=  (and I really wanted that medic starts to lose control of his facial expression in the last pic @_@)
sirbobjones:

I have a headcanon with these two dorks since the begining of the world =o=  (and I really wanted that medic starts to lose control of his facial expression in the last pic @_@)
sirbobjones:

I have a headcanon with these two dorks since the begining of the world =o=  (and I really wanted that medic starts to lose control of his facial expression in the last pic @_@)
sirbobjones:

I have a headcanon with these two dorks since the begining of the world =o=  (and I really wanted that medic starts to lose control of his facial expression in the last pic @_@)
sirbobjones:

I have a headcanon with these two dorks since the begining of the world =o=  (and I really wanted that medic starts to lose control of his facial expression in the last pic @_@)
sirbobjones:

I have a headcanon with these two dorks since the begining of the world =o=  (and I really wanted that medic starts to lose control of his facial expression in the last pic @_@)

sirbobjones:

I have a headcanon with these two dorks since the begining of the world =o=  

(and I really wanted that medic starts to lose control of his facial expression in the last pic @_@)

firelordazula:

omg i STILL don’t really understand what these posts really mean and why is this in the ‘science’ tag

ooh, humans have a tendency to look for patterns! ooh, things superficially resemble…. other things!

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chocolatesingularity:

Some QUALITY anime and manga pictures I have saved, just thought I’d share them with you all.
chocolatesingularity:

Some QUALITY anime and manga pictures I have saved, just thought I’d share them with you all.
chocolatesingularity:

Some QUALITY anime and manga pictures I have saved, just thought I’d share them with you all.
chocolatesingularity:

Some QUALITY anime and manga pictures I have saved, just thought I’d share them with you all.
chocolatesingularity:

Some QUALITY anime and manga pictures I have saved, just thought I’d share them with you all.
chocolatesingularity:

Some QUALITY anime and manga pictures I have saved, just thought I’d share them with you all.
chocolatesingularity:

Some QUALITY anime and manga pictures I have saved, just thought I’d share them with you all.

chocolatesingularity:

Some QUALITY anime and manga pictures I have saved, just thought I’d share them with you all.