Anonymous asked: "ZE PYRO IS A SPY." "MAGGOTS." CROCKETS, BOOM. "WELL DONE." "C'MERE PUMPKIN."
Anonymous asked: MAGICAL STRANGE UBERSAW OF NONSTOP CRIT HITS. BATTLE MEDIC ALL THE WAY. WATCH OUT BITCHES I'M COMING THROUGH- YOUR BONES. OOPS THAT WAS NOT MEDICINE. BUT THIS IS, EAT IT DUMMKOPF AHAHA.
Reblog if fuck you my otp is perfect
blu-masonjar: Why yes, Helmets is perfect. Yes. Why yes, Soldier/medic is perfect. Yes.
Anonymous asked: My afro brings all the Soldiers to the battlefield and they're like MEDIC! C'MERE SISTER. READY FOR THAT CHARGE, DOC.
thunderscythe asked: Okay I may or may not have forgot to anon on those.
thunderscythe asked: NOOOO. NO. NONONONONONO- SHH PAP.
thunderscythe asked: SASSY COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL MEDIC
Anonymous asked: OH NO U DEN'T, GURL FRAND
timetravelingboner asked: I'M TOBIAS AND I LIKE DICKBUTTS!!!11!!!1!
WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE ARENA THIS IS WHAT I SEE ALL THE TRIBUTES STOP AND RUN AWAY FROM ME I GOT A SWORD IN MY HAND AND I AIN’T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT I’M CATO AND YOU KNOW IT.
sweetnickiandhellaminaj: i was a wimp before tumblr now i’m a jerk and everybody loves me
Kiss the Girl, The Hunger Games Edition.
haymitch: now's your moment, sitting in a dark, deep cave
haymitch: boy you better do it soon, no time will be better
haymitch: it don't take a word, not a single word
haymitch: go on and KISS DE GIRL
haymitch: sing with me now
capitol citizens: shalalalalalala my, oh my, the baker boy's too shy, he ain't gonna kiss katniss
caesar flickerman: (Oh woah, oh woah)
capitol citizens: shalalalalalala ain't that sad, ain't it a shame, too bad, He's gonna miss de girl
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Super Derp for Mael!
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When someone calls for a medic while you're...
iamvishnu: What, do you want a second opinion or some shit? seriously this pisses me off so much